#3 嘉義人

我一直以為我的老婆的弟媳是屏東人可是聽到她其實是嘉義人得時候，我跟他說我很喜歡嘉義人，因為薏仁好吃！

#2 Sky Dictates Mood

I start every class I teach with a simple "Hello" followed by "How are you?" One day, a boy named Sky answered, "Sad," when I asked how they were. When I asked him why, he answered: "Because the sky is blue."

#1 It's Left!

We were out riding along the back roads one morning. Ken and I were at the front when we came to a fork in the road. Not quite sure where we were or which way to go, Ken says, "I think it's left." I thought about that for a moment and replied: "Where did it go?"